Aries - July 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Planet inspired power outages, bulb pops in torches and general peril is sinisterly starred this month especially when walking down dark alleys and you can hear wolves howling.

You are at a 34.657% chance of electrical problems in your home as a Neptunian Moon attempts to attack you with an electrical calamity of medium gravity.

Go nowhere without a flask filled no higher than the maximum level of a hot beverage of your choice.

Distrust any person who shakes your hand with a view to winning your vote in any election this month.

 

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