Sagittarius - June 2013 - Funny Horoscope

It is a well known fact that bad luck is the same as good luck, but in reverse. Use this knowledge to your advantage by turning your t-shirt inside out.

High stakes poker is better starred on Tuesday's particularly in any Sopranos Strip Poker Executive Game type encounters.

Your finger will be poised over the spam button on the 18th as an offer from a Nigerian with too much money that he wants to give away may prove too difficult to ignore.

Dogs wearing underwear will look hilarious - and when you see their owner it will all make sense.

 

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