Pisces - June 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Long, barefooted, walks along the beach are well starred, with only a 4% chance of a crab nipping at your toes.

The chance of crab nippy toes while frolicking on the beach is down to 5% from 7% last month; sunbathing is pretty much doomed to at least one full crab climb on your body in seven sunbathing's; perhaps look for a crab repellant sun bathing cream if they even do them on your planet.

Wearing red shorts on the beach will give you a nice Baywatch kind of hue, but only if you have been following our diet and exercise advice over the last 5 months. Don't let anyone film you running on the beach topless so they can slow it down to the Baywatch music unless you are under 11% body fat.

 

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