Libra - June 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Nothing much will happen for most of this month, a refreshing change from the Junes of the past five years. Take time to appreciate how busy the television channels have been putting on all that programming you love.

A person with a grudge to settle will use a rare martial arts technique to pull you to the ground without touching you on the 8th. This is possible due to a temporary conjunction of the Earth's chi with a Neptunian gravitational anomaly. It really is magnificent to watch, but not so much if you are the one face planting the ground, obviously. (Self defence tip from the planets: keep your toes pointing outwards at all times.)

A knot you tied in your youth will come back to remind you of some forgotten thing.

 

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