Cancer - June 2013 - Funny Horoscope

What at first appears to be a simple run of the mill planetary conjunction between Jupiter and Mars around 6:30pm on the 9th, is about to be anything but, and will have a profound effect on your tongue and taste buds. Try to avoid dining out because everything is about to start tasting like peaches. You may think you are having a stroke!!! Don't worry!!! It's only the planets!!!

A shock involving the combination of a cough and a sneeze is set to stun you and those in your immediate area about 10:30am-ish on the 7th.

You will discover a new word on the 20th which will serve you well in spelling competitions.

 

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