Virgo - May 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Be optimistic throughout the month, especially when taking part in sports, dance routines or food or drink preparations (including pre-opening cans of beer).

White water rafting, extreme water sports in general or, maybe, just really frothy coffee, are well depicted in your star chart this month. However, danger may appear in the form of a swimmer in a red swimming cap appearing suddenly from the East.

Beware charcoal and fire lighter fuel around the 6th and keep sufficient water on hand to control a small-to-moderate garage fire.

 

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