aliens will continue to make sporadic entries into your consciousness unless effective
measures are taken to eliminate them with aluminium or silver foil hats, this month. Be especially
on your guard against alien-inspired middle management in all of its forms.
lucky sport this month will be synchronized swimming, especially favouring the
back stroke. For those who can't swim, ensure you put any buoyancy aides in the
chest region to emphasis the size of your breasts if you are female or around your waist if you are a man.
not hesitate to slap down (using the method of a frown) any noisy dogs in a dispute over bones.