Pisces - May 2013 - Funny Horoscope

A recurring dream in which you run, naked, down to the shops to buy a newspaper in the middle of the night, is set to become increasingly regular, this month.

This month your lucky sport will be 'dressing for the event'. Take care to dress, carefully, into tight fitting athletic gear, before sitting in front of the television to watch your favourite soap or sporting contest.

Your preferred TV meals are those which require over 5 minutes of microwaving.

 

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