Leo - May 2013 - Funny Horoscope

A big red spot resembling, in some ways, that of Saturn but much smaller, will appear on a favourite shirt on the 7th.

A doodle you created absent mindedly will be seen by a graphic designer and turned into a multi-million dollar advertising campaign in due course. Keep your doodles safe and start saving up now for expensive legal representation, or maybe start reading books on intellectual copyright law now.

This month your lucky sport will be making people run about after you have shot a gun in the air, sort of like a cross between starting a running race and Season 8 of 24.

 

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