Capricorn - May 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Neptune continues to cast its influence over extremely short people and animals this month. (Short people have a particular dislike of Capricorn for historical reasons and a story based on their plight is currently being developed for a full HBO series in 2016.)

This month your lucky sporting activity will be sweating profusely.

Greet guide dogs for the blind by pressing your nose firmly against theirs.

 

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