Aquarius - May 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Furry animals scampering cutely to munch comically on banana and guava fruit, will make a painful compromise bearable this month.

Your lucky sport this month will be the hop, skip and jump, not necessarily in that order.

The charts suggest that everything is going extremely well in your life at the moment. Generally when this happens people are less likely to seek reassurance from horoscopes, so we won't waste any more of our valuable time on you this month.

However, avoid dental hygienists called Tracy from next Thursday for the rest of the month.

 

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