April 2013 - Funny Horoscopes

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Smiled on by the Karmic Face Gurners of Dallas

Greeted with a Bear Hug by the 'Mighty Fine Chapter' of the Hells Angels of Lowestoft

Bought a drink at the bar of The Spiritual Accountants Of New York City, 2002

Quacked at by the Mad Ducks of Iraq

Hailed by the Hailers of Berlin as the Latest Reich in Horoscope Predictions

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