Leo - April 2013 - Funny Horoscope

A friend, a relative, or a hitchhiker that you give a ride to after the 6th, will introduce you to the stress relieving joy that is 'Screaming At The Top Of Your Voice While Motoring At Speed (Or Slowly When The Windows Are Closed In Lightly Populated Areas)'.

Half measures are well starred all month.

Greet disappointments with a somnambulant frown on the 17th as Neptune has a much better May and June in prospect especially if you like eating lemons or prunes.

 

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