Aries - April 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Your enthusiasm to 'mix things up' with your blend of no-holds-barred anger and a total lack of listening to reason, has won you many fans amongst the planets, however not so much with those people who have to live or work with you down here on planet Earth.

Your annoyees may be circling. Attempt a full and wholesome apology when cornered, and use this period to recharge your batteries for the fight yet to come. Your reward for being this entertaining to the planets will not go unremunerated much longer.

Welcome the number 4 into your life and embrace its significance to you and your own.

 

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