Virgo - March 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Outdoor activities are well starred as long as wearing shorts above the knee is comfortable this month. Embrace chopping trees down, putting fences up and branding cattle.

House chores including dusting, vacuuming and polishing continue to be boringly starred again this month.

It may be time to try something outside your comfort eating zone. Maybe something a bit more chewy to work those chin muscles?

This month your destiny will appear in the form of a riddle involving a soft fruit and a Dracula type cloak.

 

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