You will be offered advice around the 1st which you will be tempted to dismiss out of hand with a loud, fruity, mouth-raspberry from your mouth, or elsewhere.

The full moon on the 4th suggests a celebration, or at least a drink or two after work. Take this time to moan openly about unpopular work colleagues and fret not about any consequences that may ensue.

This month your destiny suggests a quick one-two, or perhaps a three-four, but not a two-two in any jiggy, dancey, Dancing With The Stars type performance

A curly wig and sunglasses at night suggests someone is trying to hide from you and your kind.