A relationship from the past will attempt a comeback in a strange and compellingly erotic way. It is best to tell everyone close to you about this before Jupiter gets the chance to drop hints everywhere.

Your life will start to resemble a character in a popular soap from the past, including kumquats and shoulder pads, in ways too complex to go into fully here. Suffice it to say that it is best to avoid people named Kristin, as it was she who shot JR in 1980's television's Dallas, and any of the names of the various serial killers.

Welcome collaboration on a theatrical venture as destiny will reveal itself in the form of a striptease routine involving feathers.