Aquarius - March 2013 - Funny Horoscope

The Full Moon on the 3rd will entice you out of a period of quiet meditation and channelled whispering, which has been rationalised by others as you having lost your voice.

Little do colleagues and friends expect what you have in store for them after the 6th when the Moon finally releases your vocal chords.

Song and shouting are then well starred, with Neptune urging you to confront an oppressive force using only the method of voice. Beware though: Ensure you only do this at moments of high tide.

This month destiny shows a little too much botty cleavage for Jupiter's liking.

 

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