As a typical Scorpio you like to nip your prey to submission using your pointy claws. This month will be no exception, however continue to hold back even though an over officious local government representative is really asking for it.

A Mercurial eclipse around the 6th offers the prospects for a TV dinner to not go as planned, especially if an elderly microwave oven is involved. Ensure kitchen wipes and cushions are on hand throughout the period of danger, or at least until the smoke detector goes off.

Nuts and raisins will provide moments of hilarity when they appear unexpectedly in a salad after the 17th.