A random cough has saved many lives, especially in sub-Heimlich Manoeuvre choking instances. Use this knowledge to your advantage around the 10th when invited to a dull dining event under the influence of a bored Mars.

Beware The Congo, yellow Wellington Boots, and copper coins, after the 8th, as Pluto's ascendancy becomes temporarily adjunct to Mercury's' natural flippancy. Flipping coins will also prove problematic at times for this reason.

Swings, slides, but not spinning wheels, are your favoured playground rides.