Gemini - February 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Your New Year resolution to spend more time in the gym is doomed, after a promising start at the beginning of January, as Saturn decides there are just too many carbohydrates left to be eaten on Planet Earth and it is Gemini's task to eat them all and going down the gym is just wasting valuable carb eating time. Get in the cakes, sweets and anything chocolaty at once lest you suffer the wrath of an angry Saturn.

When laying on your back looking up at the stars, ensure that The Moon has a clear line of sight to you as it flies like a slow-motion dove through the skies around the 23rd.

 

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