A misshapen vegetable, fruit, or a hedge, will enliven an otherwise boring vegetable, fruit and hedge month, this month. Especially boring will be potatoes, tomatoes, and large grape shaped hedges.

Chants, like those you like to shout at a football match, are well starred as long as you don't try to do them at a football match, ironically, all month.

A feeling you are wrong about something you have been adamant about in the past will begin to grow this month. Virgo's advanced refusal to come to terms with reality will come to your aid at first and then turn you into an overemotional wreck even Sue Ellen in her five bottles of wine a day Dallas prime could not even approach.