Scorpio - January 2013 - Funny Horoscope

After last month's celestial inspired over gorging of Brussels Sprouts, you will experience something like a hangover from alcohol, but much more healthy and wind filled.

Metaphors such as 'Life is like a roller coaster ride', 'Life is like a box of chocolates' or 'Life is easy when you know how' are all advertising agency waffle and mean absolutely nothing as far as the planets are concerned.

If you are looking in this horoscope for ideas what to do with your life this year then maybe try eating a food from a country you have never been to, read a book by an author you have never heard of, or hold your breath until you pass out.

 

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