Running off a just above head height building and jumping straight on to the back of a waiting horse is your preferred cowboy getaway method all month.

Your search for a crazy sounding diet that you can get published and make millions out of is coming along nicely. The next step is to get a desperate for attention Libra celebrity to endorse it.

Your Gangnam Style dance is funny but it's not YouTube viral funny again this month.

Whatever you do don't tell Stephen King about your repeated dream of you flying like a bird, it will only set him off again.