Gemini - January 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Offers from performers who shout out 'everybody dance' has always been greeted with a favourable response from Gemini, but Gangnam Style has changed everything. Your reasoning is sound that if you can't get the legs right don't bother, and with your typically Gemini knees it's not looking good until around June when Neptune finally gets off the fence.

Guessing the weight of babies is a new found skill this month. Not only can you guess the weight when the baby is in its mother's arms, you will also be able to weigh them before birth - offer your planet given skills to a local hospital who may be interested.

Keanu Reeves has a message for you in one of his films this month, especially after dusk on the 18th.


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