Virgo - September 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Chunky clothing, warm floppy hats and thick waterproof outdoorsy trousers are your recommended picks from the closet this month as autumn starts to roll in.

This month it's time to turn to the power of the dice to get an answer if you feel indecisive and can't immediately feel the vibe from the planets shooing you in a particular direction:

1 = Continue to wait for a sign from the planets

2 = make a cup of tea or coffee and throw again

3 = Is there some housework you have forgotten to do, maybe some washing?

4 = Have you decided what's for dinner yet? Check the freezer, you may need a trip to the shops later

5 = Have a power nap for no more than 20 minutes

6 = Is there a relative you haven't phoned recently, maybe a trip is needed?

This month your destiny favors the foolish.

 

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