Taurus - September 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Baking cakes from packets you have bought from the supermarket is well starred this month, as long as you have never heard of the brand before and it sounds dangerous. Favor Islamic writing in the instructions wherever possible and completely ignore any instructions like adding eggs, milk, water and the oven temperature, for best results.

Tattoos done by heavily drunk tattoo artists are well starred for about a week starting 10th September.

Stacking cans of vegetables neatly in rows, alphabetically and all the right way up, is well starred, although if you find yourself doing this on Tuesdays get help from an Aries psychiatrist if you find you are also sharpening knives too much.

This month your destiny has an audition on X Factor.

 

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