Pisces - September 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Bobbing for apples is about to become well starred from the 13th of the month. Get practice in for Halloween and you will have much to thank the planets for nearer the time; work on your lower back muscles to allow you to stoop until those creaking, pinging and crunching sounds are under control.

Doing dangerous things with exciting music playing is about to be embraced by Pisces. It is quite incredible how much easier doing dumb stupid dangerous things is if exciting uplifting music is played either in the background, or on an iPod (make sure your earphones don't ping out midway). The obvious songs are Don't Stop Me Now by Queen or the James Bond theme, says Neptune.

This month your destiny wants to boogie in any 1970's themed disco.

 

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