Libra - September 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Carving is well starred this month, from roast chickens to stone sculptures the size of medium buildings.

Swearing in Chinese continues to be your lucky Firefly method of speech this month, especially when there is no chance a Chinese person can hear what you are saying.

"Buzzing The Tower", just like Maverick did in Top Gun, is about to become unbelievably brilliantly starred this month, however your attempt to sing "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" afterwards has never been worse starred, with a high chance of it leading to a vicious and expensive copyright infringement claim against you for an unauthorized public performance of the song, as well as other claims for damages from those near you in the bar.

This month your destiny feels like it is freaking out during a thorough airport security frisking.


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