Leo - September 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Walking along rickety bridges between two rock faces with precarious drops underneath continues to be badly starred. How exactly did you expect the planets to help here? What were you thinking?

Little known facts, such as a lemon will float in water but a lime will sink, will impress you from the first Thursday of the month as Saturn starts to follow @Uberfacts on Twitter.

Fishing, including talking to the fish guy behind the counter at the supermarket, is well starred this month, especially when the words "snapper", "fillet" and "nice tasting" are mentioned.

This month your destiny shines like a newly minted penny.

 

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