Gemini - September 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Saying "argh" while sticking your tongue out continues to be your lucky medical sound this month, especially in any nose or throat trips to the doctor or nurse or a person wearing a suitably medical looking hat.

Slow moving traffic whilst your vehicle is covered in flags of some sort is very well starred this month, especially when driving to or from concerts, sporting events and extremist political gatherings.

Neck massages have never been more badly starred, especially on Saturdays. Do neck massages ever work? Gemini has often thought massages are over-hyped and don't really do much, but is open to the possibility that someone somewhere can do them and it doesn't feel weird or painful.

This month your destiny cracks its fingers like an expert masseuse.


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