Capricorn - September 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Doing things at dusk, at dawn, or, come to think about it, any dimly lit place, is well starred this month, especially when you get a sort of Jedi feeling that you are able to do things without relying on your eyesight. Just don't try to fight small balls with what looks like little lasers like Luke Skywalker did in the first Star Wars movie, unless you want to end up peppered with what looks like bee stings for the next month.

Taking candy from a baby will become surprisingly difficult this month as it comes under the influence of Saturn from the 14th - expect surprise back problems, falling to the floor all of a sudden, and bleeding from the nose and ears when you attempt it.

Iconic monuments including the Eiffel Tower, the Pyramids, and that thing on the hill in Athens, are about to become cosmically important when meditating on stuff this month. Find where Neptune is in the sky when you start your ruminations and your requests from the bountiful universe will be bettered by no less than 0.4%, a record.

This month your destiny feels hallowed in splendid circumstances.

 

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