Aquarius - September 2012 - Funny Horoscope

You should try a new music on your portable music player, the music you are playing at the moment is making you walk in a strange rhythm. Don't just listen to us, take a quick look at the way people are looking at you when you walk by playing that music. Yes, it's that obvious.

Board games are about to become lucky, yes, even Monopoly with your family. Huh? Monopoly with your family is never well starred, what is Jupiter up to? It could be a ploy to get the feud going again, or it could be a genuine ploy to get you all together for some fun family times. Make your decision only after hearing the cock crow on the 5th.

A favorite mirror is about to try to guide you in some kind of way, a bit like the mirror in Shrek 1, but less colorfully.

This month your destiny shares the guffaw of the happy hippo.


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