Taurus - October 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Nobody tells you what to do, right? You pride yourself on your self sufficiency, a bit like a cowboy who doesn't need cows any more. But this month a new boss man is on the block. Your chart seems to be saying that he likes marshmallows, but that's all the planets can tell us at the moment. Check back next month and we might have some more information for you.

Avoid Greek salads, Greek cheeses and trips to Greece for the foreseeable future as it's financial position seems doomed to the economic equivalent of an enormous kitteh attack on a ball of medium sized wool. (Watching the film Grease is not affected by this warning)

Sharks remain completely harmless all month unless you are in the ocean.

This month your destiny has a finger ready-flipped for action.


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