Scorpio - October 2012 - Funny Horoscope

For the first time this year long trips are well starred - short and medium trips have been lucky all year.

A brief water based interlude is indicated this month, including showering, bathing and water fights with those plastic guns with a pump action.

Speed dating is about to come under the influence of a horny Aries from the 5th. This means you will get lucky in any kind of clothing apart from bow ties, which will be so lucky you will start to consider why you never thought about wearing one before.

This month your destiny has green fingers.

 

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