Sagittarius - October 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Financial acumen (good and bad) is about to come under Pluto's wing as it winks at Sagittarius from afar.

The Sun has entered your chart this month. This will increase the luckiness on a number of things starting with the letters p and r.

Dance moves performed by dead dancers are well starred this month, especially for the under 10's at school shows.

Naughtiness, sauciness and push-up bras are well starred this month in most situations, including going through passport control, sending in your tax return and making calls to local radio phone-ins.

This month your destiny is grumpy.

 

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