"Money's Too Tight To Mention" is both your financial position and your song of the month this month.
Full moons are set to doom you to random thoughts this month, especially three days before and after. Loud ranting in churches and outside impressive looking buildings are now under the influence of the moon, especially those voices in your head telling you to write placards with things like 'The End Of The World Is Nigh', 'I Told You This Would Happen' and 'My Other Sign Is A Super Model'.
Feelings of resentment towards a pet deepen this month when a new pet food smells so delicious you begin to buy up a supply for yourself.
This month your destiny has the hiccups.