How you respond to a teenager telling you to 'shut up' this month will depend on a number of factors, but on balance if you don't end up a YouTube sensation it's been a job well done.
Occasionally your charts come up with something that is difficult to read. We have pored over your chart this month and it really does look like sniffing for truffles is badly starred...? Perhaps this makes sense to you? Hope so because it makes no sense to us at all.
Beware the trunk of the inquisitive elephant on the 7th of the month.
This month your destiny flushes with embarrassment.