There is a person who can scratch the back of his ear with his foot just like the Disney character Pluto. He is waiting for you with a message - find him before 17th of the month or it may be too late.

The party balloon and other rubbery stuff inflated advisory continues at level gold for another month, with a possibility it will be reduced to a gold minus next month.

Night time walks while looking up at the stars is badly starred this month (delicious horoscope pun intended) with a higher than normal chance of stumbles over small yappy type dogs or other slow moving yappy type dog size mammals.

This month your destiny is playing Bruce Springsteen but partying like One Direction.