Positive thinking and meditations which include expressive arm movements to attract the endless bounty of a loving universe into your body, are bound to fail once again this month as Saturn's conjunction with itself continues its blockade.

Modern technology is amazing isn't it? You will be introduced to the brilliant stand up of Louis CK by a tramp busking using Louis CK material this month. Pay him well, and thank Uranus he has now given up singing as it was so bad even X Factor never asked him to turn up for their let's laugh at this loser section.

A dog, a tyre from a large truck, and a kennel with the words Patch above the door are your cartoon related lucky objects this month.

This month your destiny is querulous.