Cancer - October 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Music: Be wary of anyone who claims to be one of those fast rappers because the true test is recording them and then slowing it down to hear what they are really rapping. Base any contract signing to your record label on what the rapper looks like in pictures first, quality of the rap at performance speed second, and slow motion speed third as long as the words aren't to The Exorcist levels of possession.

After last month's fraud and stealth activities amnesty, it is time to, once again, avoid fraud and stealth activities all month especially after 3pm on Tuesdays.

Arguments over lotions or spreadable cheese are once again in the spotlight this month as Saturn transpoodles a nebulous path.

Your destiny is now clear about a course of action when tiaras are involved.


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