Aries - October 2012 - Funny Horoscope

That nose twitchy thing Samantha and Tabatha did in Bewitched is set to become surprisingly powerful this month, and ever increasingly so as Halloween approaches. Brooms, pointy hats, and black cats should be treated with the same care you would give to a loaded gun.

Drum rolls, chicken drum sticks and any preformed meat shaped into a chicken part, or whole, are well starred this month especially when eaten with other food enhanced with vitamins and minerals and a drink high in sugar.

This month your destiny shines like a polished penny.

 

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