Aquarius - October 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Avoiding anything to do with the US presidential election continues to be your priority this month, especially when watching television, taking the dog for a walk and showering with a neighbor.

The recuperative powers of citrus fruits has rarely been better starred, especially those ones that really sting if you accidentally squirt the juice in your eye; eat them, cut them up, smear them on every part of your body, it's all good this month especially if it gets really sticky and uncomfortable when you sit down.

Wild hair is well starred this month, particularly the impromptu gust of wind styles or getting out of helicopter hair shambles.

This month your destiny feels cordial.

 

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