It is a proven fact in films that there is a Chosen One. What is less well known is that there is a Chosen Second, Chosen Third, Fourth etc. Clearly, when it gets down to the Chosen 67,897,347th they are much less likely to have any influence - that's all of Virgo that is.

Spotting mistakes in movies is a curse you have suffered for years. It has completely ruined your enjoyment when watching a number of popular movies. This month your curse will extend to everyday things. Consider setting up a hilarious blog to chronicle your observations.

Your increased number of bad hair days could be the onset of some sort of werewolf related condition.