Your everyday ability to open locks is never below Harry Houdini levels of adeptness, the only reason nobody ever says something like "ooo, look at that Houdini guy opening that lock over there" is all you ever do is open your front door, your car door, and that's about it. Stretch yourself this month. Find a new key, and then try opening a bigger, more complicated lock, and you will see what we mean.

Somehow this month you will manage to mistune your automatically tuning digital radio and it sounds all hissy. How did you do that? Looking up at the planets isn't going to help, they haven't a clue either.

It's 'monkey see monkey do', 'not monkey hear monkey repeat'. A guy who looks like he could have been a cast member of The Sopranos wants to talk to you about it.

Any Shakespeare play is good for a nap this month, once again.