Scorpio - November 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Attempts to do the Gangnam Style dance are much better starred than last month as your hips come under the influence of a jiggly Neptune.

Tins of tomatoes are your lucky boring vegetable again this month, and until 12th of December, where Brussels Sprouts return to favor with gusto.

A nice walk in the park could be about to mimic that famous walk in the park in Mary Poppins. Unlike Mary, avoid anyone with a dodgy English accent that sounds like a wrong Australian one done by an American. Watch out, also, for animated chirpy birds with any accent.

This month is not the month to challenge for any heavyweight championship in any sport.

 

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