Pisces - November 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Anything bright pink is your lucky cocktail ingredient once again this month.

Embrace as many good luck charms that you can hold in your outstretched arms without dropping any of them, especially if you can get a good deal like a buy one lucky charm get another lucky charm free offer in a supermarket or lucky charms discount store.

Superman fans may feel disconcerted, or at least discombobulated, that DC Comics have decided that he no longer works at The Daily Planet. Don't let this development distract you from your Superman all body workout exercise program which will ultimately have the desired results if you keep doing it - and if you also keep to the diet - sometime in the distant future and hopefully before the last newspaper in the country closes and goes online.

Pondering the big questions is better starred than pondering the medium questions this month. The small questions should never be pondered, advises Neptune.

 

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