Virgo - May 2012 - Funny Horoscope

'Cock-a-hoop' is your preferred attitude this month until 21st of the month, after which it reverts to 'chuffed', again.

You are about to have a half decent conversation with a person wearing a pair of those mirror type sunglasses. It will happen once and will never happen again, so enjoy it.

That look a soap opera star has when they have just been told information to make them angry just before the closing music starts, is a look you will try to perfect this month. You will discover that it is surprisingly difficult to do without the music..

This month your destiny feels like cream being squeezed out of a tube.

 

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