Taurus - May 2012 - Funny Horoscope

The second of time between the last 2 seconds and the last second before you hit the ground, is your lucky falling moment this month, and for much of the rest of the year.

People with brown and yellow teeth are about to prove lucky this month in unexpected ways...

Embraces, but not cuddles, are well starred all month in most situations.

Workout tip: Press ups with three claps between each press is well starred in any military type workout.

This month your destiny is optimal considering the circumstances.

 

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