Sagittarius - May 2012 - Funny Horoscope

You are constantly surprised how much references to movies are part of everyday conversation. Prefer references to comedies featuring Steve Carrell rather than movies starring any former mixed martial artist from the UFC until well into week 10 of your Krav Maga self defense course.

Switching even the rubbishest DVD over to a foreign language soundtrack and then switching on the subtitles for your language will increase your enjoyment by over 14%.

The wisdom of small children is about to alter your life profoundly, right up to just after the first scream that they aren't getting what they thought they would get out of it.

This month your destiny wears Matrix style sunglasses for much of the time.

 

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